A new problem caused by the obesity epidemic.

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A new problem caused by the obesity epidemic.

Postby raymond » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:01 am

Obesity, in addition to causing such problems as changing the formula used to figure the weight of human cargo, changing building specs and codes, changed the size of theater seats, as well as the much publicized health concerns, has caused an altogether unforeseen problem. Disposal of obese bodies in a crematorium has caused crematoriums to burn down due to the uncontrolled burning a large amounts of body fat. :shock:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/06/06 ... burn-down/

A devastating fire which gutted a crematorium in southern Austria was caused by an obese woman's excessive body fat blocking an air filter, Austrian public broadcaster ORF reported.


Other recent fires caused by the burning of obese bodies were reported in Germany and Switzerland.




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Re: A new problem caused by the obesity epidemic.

Postby Chuck Lutz » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:25 am

Perhaps a simple solution to this problem could be the addition of the patented "Fargo Model" of the "Pre-Burn Processor"????

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Re: A new problem caused by the obesity epidemic.

Postby tamnalan » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:07 am

"...So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it."
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Re: A new problem caused by the obesity epidemic.

Postby Mark Tombleson » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:39 am

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